SPEECH

The candidates deliver their thrilling manifesto speeches...
With rosettes at the ready, and their nerves less than steady, it was all go for our election candidates Dale, Luke and Darnell, as Big Brother welcomed them to the "first ever Head Of House election." Dale was first up with his speech. "Right guys," he began, "we're all a family and we've all got to listen to work together, to get individual opinions across."
He suggested the whole House eat halal meat, before admitting, "I'm getting dead nervous now!" Luke, a politics student, was understandably more cool, calm and collected. "Housemates, friends," he began, "I have now evicted the basic budget. This week, we will not - we will not - we will NOT go back to basics! It's simple - it's like two plus two. We should choose the best people for the best Task."
Lastly, Darnell weighed in with a hard-hitting speech. "Housemates," he told the group sombrely, "the House is in a shambles, straight-up. Halfway since we've got here, we've had two removals, numerous housemates in tears. It is broke, it does need to be fixed. And as far as back to basics goes, look around. Have you looked in the fridge lately?" Wow - we've never heard Gordon Brown asking that!